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d0nn0:

Job Interviewer: so what do you for fun?

Me:

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swdyw:

Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both

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humorking:

every time i feel down i just remember

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wow he sure is hungry

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no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first

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i’m hip

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